im drunk someone talk to me

don’t know why i just spent an hour on my hair and makeup. its just going to get destroyed from hours of drunk sloppy sex.

99 questions. not that anyone will read it.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? CLOSED.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yes, I like them lol.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? it doesnt really matter to me.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes!

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? yes :)

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? i dont use coupons.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? neither. just shoot me.

8: Do you have freckles? nope!

9: Do you always smile for pictures? no.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? when people say STUPID shit trying to be funny and they actually just look fucking dumb.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? always.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? yup.

13: What about pooped in the woods? no!

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? yes.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? pens.

16: How many people have you slept with this week? slept with as in sex? 1. slept next to, 2.

17: What size is your bed? full.

18: What is your Song of the week? I dont know.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? suuuure

20: Do you still watch cartoons? all the time!

21: Whats your least favorite movie? i dont like super hero movies.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? in my ass probably.

23: What do you drink with dinner? water.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? barbeque sauce!

25: What is your favorite food? Goldfish crackers, holy shit.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? basically any disney movie, the breakfast club, dirty dancing, napolean dynamite, titanic, i could go on and on.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? my boyfriend.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? nope!

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? If I was getting paid a decent amount of money.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? a few days ago.

31: Can you change the oil on a car? No.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No

33: Ever ran out of gas? nope!

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?  I dont really eat sandwiches.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? i fucking love omelettes.

36: What is your usual bedtime? like 9, lol. i go to bed so early.

37: Are you lazy? yeah.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? i dont even remember.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Rat i think.

40: How many languages can you speak? English & some spanish.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? taste of home, lol.

42: Which are better legos or Lincoln logs? Legos.

43: Are you stubborn? kind of.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? I dont really care.

45: Ever watch soap operas?  no.

46: Are you afraid of heights? sometimes.

47: Do you sing in the car? usually.

48: Do you sing in the shower? sometimes.

49: Do you dance in the car? hahaha yeah.

50: Ever used a gun? no.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I dont know, when I was like 8.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes.

53: Is Christmas stressful? not for me.

54: Ever eat a pirogi? pierogies are the fucking shit.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? apple.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? a police officer, lmao. FUCK DA POLICE

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? like everyday.

59: Take a vitamin daily? no.

60: Wear slippers? sometimes.

61: Wear a bath robe? no.

62: What do you wear to bed? clothes.

63: First concert? Paramore.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.

65: Nike or Adidas? Nike’s are pretty cool.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? FRITOS.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? neither ew.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? yes.

69: Ever take dance lessons? 5th grade.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I already know my future spouse, and he’s already a musician. so.

71: Can you curl your tongue? yes.

72: Ever won a spelling bee? 5th grade!

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? mhm.

74: Own any record albums? no.

75: Own a record player? no.

76: Regularly burn incense? a few times a week.

77: Ever been in love? oh yes!

78: Who would you like to see in concert? Neon Indian, Animal Collective, Circa Survive, 

79: What was the last concert you saw? i dont remember.

80: Hot tea or cold tea? cold. unless im sick.

81: Tea or coffee? Coffee.

82: Sugar or snicker-doodles? both are gross.

83: Can you swim well? yes.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.

85: Are you patient? nonono.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? i dont know?

87: Ever won a contest? yes lol.

88: Ever have plastic surgery? Nooo

89: Which are better black or green olives? NONE ASDFGHJKL EW PUKE

90: Can you knit or crochet? no.

91: Best room for a fireplace? Living room/family room

92: Do you want to get married? of course.

93: If married, how long have you been married? not married.

94: Who was your HS crush? my boyfriend.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? I actually do sometimes, and it works.

96: Do you have kids? Nope

97: Do you want kids? not especially.

98: Whats your favorite color? orange.

99: Do you miss anyone right now? I do.